Quotes Tagged With :erection

There was something about the man that was throwing her right off, and it had everything to do with the....

If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. …....

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women....

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things....

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every....

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.....

I had a dream I named my boat after you. I love to raise your mast.

It’s all society is, the repressed sex drives of men, the objectification of women, their paranoia,....

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.