Quotes Tagged With :farts

If I could make money making armpit farts, I would. But since I can't, I teach. And write.

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside....

And when you are criticized, as you will be, remind your critics that you have the right to speak your....

You're not stupid, you're just special! You have morons in your head instead of neurons!

Shit" Bug said, his face sour. "It's that thing again. We've been dealing with it since Pierce. You think....

You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing....