Quotes Tagged With :flatulence

Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn....

Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin"Flatulence could be all the rage, but....

Coinman lets out another legendary explosive from his hindquarters!

She was dry. She was lying on something soft. She was wrapped in quilts. There was a star of light drifting....

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas....

The simplest strategy for bouts of noxious flatus is to not care. Or perhaps to take advantage of a gastroenterologist....

…he was doing a breath hydrogen test. If you know the amount of hydrogen someone is exhaling orally,....