Quotes Tagged With :flatulence

I swear by the self-assurance with which elderly men sitting in public tilt sideways to allow the gas....

Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin"Flatulence could be all the rage, but....

Leaning forward in the chair, Harley squeezed out a controlled fart, so no one could hear it. This damn....

…he was doing a breath hydrogen test. If you know the amount of hydrogen someone is exhaling orally,....

The simplest strategy for bouts of noxious flatus is to not care. Or perhaps to take advantage of a gastroenterologist....

She was dry. She was lying on something soft. She was wrapped in quilts. There was a star of light drifting....

Coinman lets out another legendary explosive from his hindquarters!