Quotes Tagged With :foibles

Well-adjusted means you can make the same mistakes over and over again and keep smiling.

I don't believe in astrology - of course that's very typical of Leos.

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

I've got nothing against girls in tight sweaters - darn it!

When compelled to cook I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag.

Mercifully one forgets one's love affairs as one forgets one's dreams.

At home I am a nice guy but I don't want the world to know. Humble people I've found don't go very....

When someone sings his own praises he always gets the tune too high.

Deep down I'm really shallow.

Some people see the cup as half empty. Some people see the cup as half full. I see the cup as too large.....