Quotes Tagged With :foibles

Everybody hates me because I'm so universally liked.

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said ....

I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing other patients.

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

Deep down I'm really shallow.

My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."

We'd all like a reputation for generosity and we'd all like to buy it cheap.

When someone sings his own praises he always gets the tune too high.