Quotes Tagged With :fork

sometimes there is too much irony all piled up in the barn, and you have to / pitchfork another steaming....

We are told that in translation there is no such thing as equivalence. Many times the translator reaches....

I never thought my life would end like this. Being hunted by mythological creatures in my pajamas. Honestly,....

The online music magazine Pitchfork once wrote that I would collaborate with anyone for a bag of Doritos.....

Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one “date”…

The shorter the chain between raw food and fork, the fresher it is and the more transparent the system....

Some beautiful paths can't be discovered without getting lost.

If they tell me one more time that I'm using the wrong fork for a part of a meal, I swear I'll show them....

Wouldn’t you rather play chess, Ma’am?....It’s less destructive of clothes.

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles