Quotes Tagged With :fun

The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.

Married?" she practically screeched, not sounding all that pleased, which left him feeling a little offended.....

[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.

When I learned about the gray existing between the black and white of absolute terms, I began to experience....

I claim neither liberalism nor conservatism - one tends to be airheaded while the other tends to be brickheaded.....

My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They're loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend....

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat.

Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby....

Over the Thanksgiving holiday I took time to reflect on what is most important to me and realized I need....

Fundamentalists offer us a "loving" God who is some kind of divine stalker.