Quotes Tagged With :fun

Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'damn, we....

Men were weird. Especially men made of tempered steel and fire and perpetual darkness. Or men with penises.....

It is easier to tell a person what life is not, rather than to tell them what it is. A child understands....

Some people will hate you for not loving them.

..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle in her skull, she knew....

No." I pulled away just enough to lock my eyes with his. His crooked smile sent shivers down my spine.....

She'd had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed....

I will make thee think thy swan a crow.

i'm like a prickily pear...i'm a prickily pear!!!