Quotes Tagged With :funerals

It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And....

Do you really think anyone needs some kind of notarized statement saying 'Dear Saint Peter, here's another....

Funerals aren't scheduled.

I went on spouting bullshit Encouragements as Gus's parents, arm in arm, hugged each other and nodded....

Sensei says funerals are not really for the dead. They are for those left behind. "The dead are long....

An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.

A funeral is like a little game, really. You have to just play along and say the right thing and behave....

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

Nostalgia has a way of blocking the reality of the past.

This stupidity of sounding a siren and speeding through traffic with a coffin must be an African speciality.....