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Coordinating the retreat was important too, so important that Jiaan had assigned Aram as Fasal's assistant,....

Don't confuse efforts with results....

Good cops make their bosses look good, and Hector was a one-man beauty school.

Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too.....

What did you do before?” “I used to run a lot.”“Cross country? Track?”“From the cops, actually.....

He’s close enough now that I can hear his footfall on the pavement, and I knowmy chances of outrunning....

The easiest way to be the prettiest girl at a party is to rig the guest list.

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face.....

When the world began, there were no such things as monsters. Demons were just fallen angels who, booted....

We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because....