Quotes Tagged With :funny

There is a simple explanation for why men haven't found women funny. It's because men only ever experience....

Two death sentences? Really? I mean, you look very well, considering.”Crane grinned at him. “One....

Go thy way, and tell my people, the people of thy Lord God what manner of things, and how great wonders....

Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a woman is one of the most difficult....

And," added Mikey. "she's my sister."The others looked at him for a moment, and broke out laughing."Yeah,....

You're back," Sam said, as if he couldn't quite believe it.She lifted her chin, stuffing her hands in....

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.

Tonight, history was going to be made. And it wasn't the discovery-of-radium, first-man-on-the-moon happy....

Manchee comes outta the bushes and sits down next to me cuz I’ve stopped right there in the middle....

I used to love being the class clown. I loved to make jokes and make people laugh. There was a set of....