Quotes Tagged With :funny

This is nice,' Melody said, picking up a red leather box with a vintage watch inside.'Yes, it is nice.....

I didn't want to spoil the mood. This was probably the longest Daemon and I had ever spoken without some....

How is it that food STILL contains calories that make you gain weight in the 21st CENTURY?! It’s like....

She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could....

I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show....

I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.....

Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.

My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

Lovely, not only did the truck look like it was on its last leg, it was going to take the environment....

First, I’m going to teach you how to Irish Whip someone.”“Oh, that sounds kinky. I want my safeword....