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A.R. Von
His eyes go wide while a gasp of wonder passes his lips. He turns his body fully toward us. His lips....
James Dashner
I love the sound of it," Trina whispers, as if speaking too loudly might interrupt the drumming patter....
Jamie Farrell
Right on time, sugar.” Josh draped his arm around her shoulders and steered her through the lobby.....
Anonymous
Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic.
Rachel Vincent
Screw this. He’d blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal—my favorite way....
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.....
Bauvard
First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing....
Patience Johnson
If you work by faith and not by sight, you will always see a sign. You have to develop a space of comfort....
Jamie Holoran
The old agility was still present and the passion was undeniable, but it was the wobbling of the gut,....
Jules Barnard
You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.....
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