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Genereux Philip
If ur laptop doesnt smell like fire then ur losing.
Penny Reid
Does he give you zings in your things?
Retta
I was always silly in high school. I used to always get in trouble because I was laughing. I've always....
Anonymous
I hope you live to be as old as your jokes.
Michelle Hodkin
I planted a kamikaze kiss on Jamie’s cheek.“FUCK,” he shouted, wiping it off. “What if you killed....
Fakeer Ishavardas
Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king of kings, the mighty lord of silly worldly....
Neil Gaiman
Now me,” said Mr. Vandemar.“What number am I thinking of?” “I beg your pardon?” “What number....
Jaymin Eve
She was smart like that, and lucky like that, and people loved the hell out of her. They didn’t love....
Rachel Caine
How'd you get to be so good at this?""I had a good teacher.""Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have....
Jonathan Safran Foer
Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!'....
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