Quotes Tagged With :hilarious

I dare you to call Ask-A-Nurse and tell them you feel a presence in your womb region.

My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off....

Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.

We found Trent and pulled him off the leggy girl. “Trent, it’s time to get home before your parents....

I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner....

At present, however, with his aching head and queasy stomach, Sebastian was feeling exceedingly resistible.....

We are amazing individuals.

She's in the Catskill," Shopie began, but Scathach reached over and pinched her hand. "

Ah, mistress, you’re an angel. Sure there’s not a drop left? I might have remembered one more person….”“Up....