Quotes Tagged With :hilarious

Terrorism is just a whole other level of anger management issues.

NOTHING HAS EVER LOOKED LIKE THAT EVER IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY,” he said. His enthusiasm was adorable.....

Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

He openned the door that he assumed was the garage only to find himself in the pantry.crap."Um . . .....

Sebastian got up and walked to the window, resting his forehead against the pane. It was cold outside,....

Huh," said Percy. "Never seen Jason fly before. He looks like a blond superman.

Do you have nicknames for any of your other brothers?"The youngster squinted his dark gray eyes in concentration.....

Its Vermeer"Kat turned to the boy who lingered in the doorway. "It's stolen""What can I say?" Hale eased....

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside....

Halt regarded him. He loved Horace like a younger brother. Even like a second son, after will. He admired....