Quotes Tagged With :hilarious

my phone beeped. I took it from my handbag and sawa text message from Dixie.It read: that man is sizzling....

He ignored me, thank God, saying to Kat, "Let go of Frosty's leash. You're choking the life out of him."....

Now that he knew there was the possibility of gay porn in his future he was a happy hamster.

Brian's face broke out in a wide grin as he slapped Roarke on the back. "That's a woman, isn't it?""Delicate....

You're not used to early mornings, are you?"He shook his head. "Early mornings were invented by the system....

Rocher was on the floor, crawling on her stomach toward Jate's feet. "I love you...," she kept repeating,....

The only good thing was that by midnight, even most of the bums had gone home to sleep it off. That was....

Speaking of shabby looks, we're going to have to give you a haircut soon....WHAT?These feathers are getting....

He closed his eyes. The insides of his eyelids were a brownish black, not at all the same as the thick....

Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.