Quotes Tagged With :homor

-What is your contribution to society?-I mind my own business and I always know when to shut the fuck....

If you can identify humor in problems then you will have less difficulties in solving them... Most importantly,....

In my freshman and sophomore years of college, I read dozens of books by the great thinkers of Western....

...She says with that mistyfar-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis.

The world looks very different to me now at twenty. I have outgrown my early opinions and ideals with....

You can have a lot of fun with rhinos

If you want the law to leave you alone, keep your hair trimmed and your boots shined.

We all have had our share of broken promises.. Learn from those who do not honor their words and put....

A little learning is a dangerous thing.Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian Spring;There shallow draughts....