Quotes Tagged With :horny

Don't run around looking for someone who can sexually satisfy you, run around and look for the book which....

*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear....

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women....

Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash,....

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare....

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong.

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.....

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only....

Her wild race caused the dried-up ferns, thorny plants, and low-hung tree branches—away from the lake—to....

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women....