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The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could....

I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like....

scary mommy confession #80920" I invited you into my home as a guest. And you brought my two year old....

A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet.

Please follow these instructions:1. Stack the pages of this letter neatly. 2. Roll the pages up into....

Everybody's always doing the same old things--- you know, doing unto others before they can do unto you.....

Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

I read the title from the cover. ' 'The joy of... crap.' ' I read the rest of the full title of the thick,....

Alan Grant: "There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the....

Thanks. Seriously, you must have better things to do with your life than waste it on the hopeless?''I've....