Quotes Tagged With :humerous

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

Everybody's always doing the same old things--- you know, doing unto others before they can do unto you.....

You aren’t allowed back until you’ve learned to willingly suspend disbelief.

Thanks. Seriously, you must have better things to do with your life than waste it on the hopeless?''I've....

I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like....

scary mommy confession #80920" I invited you into my home as a guest. And you brought my two year old....

We all look back at some time or other and wonder why we didn't listen to our instincts. Why did we hestiate?....

Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age....

It is not a Christmas tree!" said the King, so firmly that all the girls stopped jumping about. "This....

Two wrongs never add up to a right. But it's okay, I always sucked at maths.