Quotes Tagged With :humerous

The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could....

You raise them half-decent, and they grow up and leave. They move to Miami or California-- someplace....

Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age....

Please follow these instructions:1. Stack the pages of this letter neatly. 2. Roll the pages up into....

Thanks. Seriously, you must have better things to do with your life than waste it on the hopeless?''I've....

Alan Grant: "There are... far too many words written. Millions and millions of them pouring from the....

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

Two wrongs never add up to a right. But it's okay, I always sucked at maths.

I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like....

A woman needs a man like a tortoise needs a crah helmet.