Quotes Tagged With :humor

You can find humor in everything. everything.

Edwin is prepared to believe that a glass exists. And further, that this glass holds liquid.

Let me tell you something, honey. When your boobs fall south and that pretty skin of yours looks like....

There ya are.” Erik grinned at her as he came bounding down the steps two at a time. He stepped around....

Goody. That must be why they were looking for a 22-caliber anything when they came by with their search....

Flying from the U.S. to Tokyo takes approximately as long as law school.

Sunday is always one of those days when you don’t feel bad that it has arrived.

I applied for the University of Life. Didn't get the grades.

Over the road there was a church: a modern gray building, which constantly played a recording of church....

Beware of finding what you're lookin