Quotes Tagged With :humor

I glanced up at the trees too. Dead. Every one of them gray and white, needles rusted, leaves shriveled....

If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the....

Emergency? Knighthawk sent. I’m just bored.I blinked, holding my phone and rereading that text.Bored?....

I'm sorry," he says."What? Why?""You're fixing everything I set down." He nods at my hands, which are....

When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost....

What is the purpose of achieving your dream if the people you had dreamed your achievements for are no....

some smart alecs of those days after World War I used to say: "The French fought for liberty, the British....

Only Boiled Seeds are afraid of failure.

Phones with numerical keypads worked best for dialing phone calls. Incidentally, phone calls tend to....

When people ask me if I have any spare change I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.