Quotes Tagged With :humorous

And I'll wash your other clothes. Shall I also order you a new set of leathers?""Don't-" Wrath shut his....

Well?" said Loki. "What about you, Heimdall? Do you have any suggestions?""I do," said Heimdall. "But....

Nice try, mister, but being cute won't save you.

A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.

The only difference between success and failure is Lack of Vision

And I remind you of your mother now? I have got to look into a manlier cologne.

If you constantly make it clear that you are unwilling to budge, don't get upset when no one is around....

The fireworks continued to burn and spread all over the school that afternoon. Though they caused plenty....

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.

[Artemis] returned to the aft bay for Mulch's version of a briefing. The dwarf had drawn a crude diagram....