Quotes Tagged With :humorous

I always try to cheer myself up by singing when i get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice....

There was an edge to his expression, like he didn't trust anyone who was more attractive than he was.....

Listening to the Fifth Symphony of Ralph Vaughan Williams is like staring at a cow for 45 minutes.

I have never seen so much male hotness in one place in my entire life,” Rach rasps. “I fucking love....

If I were to be honest, I'm probably fifty percent bagel. Okay, fine, sixty percent.

You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.

I am in cage. I wish to be free.

Obviously life was a mean girl, and she was its bitch.

She's realized the real problem with stories -- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in....

I remember when I got married. I remember where I got married. But for the life of me I can't remember....