Quotes Tagged With :humorous

Mr. Wopsle's great-aunt kept an evening school in the village; that is to say, she was a ridiculous old....

B.I.B.L.E. = Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.

Writing isn't a choice. It's a calling. So answer the damn phone already!

Chekhov. Well he was a bit of a lad. He had at least two dozen relationships, possibly three; some of....

The Deliverator's car has enough potential energy packed into its batteries to fire a pound of bacon....

There is nothing more stimulating to the senses than that of a female body freshly emerged from a steaming....

I need some kind of... like... last minute, poorly-set-up deus ex machina!!

A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.

A relationship is likely to last way longer, if each partner convinces or has convinced themselves that....

I regret it is not possible to marry by post.