Quotes Tagged With :humourous

Men from children nothing differ.

(backpacker having conversation with Lizzie the Australian main character)Backpacker: 'What's the drinking....

But it is infamous that they have not told you!’ declared Eustacie. ‘Je n’en reviendrai jamais!’‘If....

If I were married, I would be unmarried.

Many feel that writers are a dime a dozen, so the goal is to break through and make it to the value of....

You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway,....

I’m typing this as loudly as I can to deceive our lovely Indian maid that I can type amazingly quickly....

I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely....

Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're....

There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life.