Quotes Tagged With :humourous

One can hardly do anything productive when one knows there is cake in the fridge.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers and boys used to dress like their fathers.....

Jihadis! Please go to your imaginary heaven - out there, nowhere. Us, the infidel lot, have helluva lot....

Universities are renowned for their tolerance of unusual characters, especially if they show originality....

I love you silly 'holy' book. Here's hoping everybody un-reads it.

People who talk too much are tiresome, especially those who are not informative, thought-provoking, or....

The gate is perfectly simple," Temeraire said. "There is only a bar across the fence, which one can lift....

So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing....

Went to get coffee today-opened my change purse. Sea shells fell out. Barista goes "Sorry, we only take....

Everyone thinks of Anubis as this super jacked up jackal. I find that amusing. I guess he must work out....