Quotes Tagged With :humourous

If we go on in this way, we shall have a new art of poetry, of which one of the first rules will be:....

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.

The innocent little girl said at the end of her prayer "Jesus, please take care of yourself because if....

Everyone thinks of Anubis as this super jacked up jackal. I find that amusing. I guess he must work out....

Some of them screamed. Some of them wept. Some of them grinned like LSD was a blast. A case officer said....

Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!"....

To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste........ well played.

I believe in the 20/80 rule. That's where working an extra 20% faster, harder, or smarter gets you an....

You can't draw lines in the sand like that. Humour's a tsunami that doesn't care about your little lines.....