Quotes Tagged With :humurous

Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't....

Though I should have known better, I had to ask. "What is furniture disease?"She looked at me like I....

Shall we accept the testimony of a man, yet reject the Truth of God.

The paradise of prayers is like a palace full of precious things.

Overall, she seems to be doing well for her age, but she looks like one of those dried apple dolls and....

I don't have a hot date. I don't even have a lukewarm date.

Only the soul knows its sorrow.

That was probably the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me." "What? Almost falling in a ditch?""No,....