Quotes Tagged With :illegal

Yes, life is full of awkward moments! For example, that time you keep dazing off while staring at the....

Laws ostensibly directed at undocumented immigrants inevitably affect the treatment of lawfully present....

If America is the land of opportunity, a country where perseverance and hard work is rewarded by recognition,....

Superstition, she said. Soup with a bonobo finger in it is supposed to make a pregnant woman give birth....

I'm thankful for not ever taking anything illegal.

If you run, you better be faster than my gun. -Weasel to illegal aliens

A best friend is the one person that doesn't leave you worse off by their actions or yours.

Everyone loses their class when they travel through hell, but only a few will regain it if they remain....

Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal or fattening.

I have a very addictive personality. If it isn’t women, it’s money. If it isn’t money, it’s speeding.....