Quotes Tagged With :irony

The greatest irony is that people with Rolodexes are no longer LinkedIn. And if that pun doesn't make....

O masses, o masses! When will you assume the image and likeness of your avant-garde?

She had a flower tattoo on her wrist; "What does that mean?" he asked her. "Absolutely nothing," she....

I would never dream of killing an excellent tailor, not even to keep a secret that could endanger my....

You cut life to pieces with your epigrams.

Luckily we don't sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us!

Oh - a diamond ring - and Rhett, do buy a great big one!

Story Content Warning: There will be angst, sex, a little rough language and rampant lesbianism. If this....

Sooner or later, all talk among foreigners in Pyongyang turns to one imponderable subject. Do the locals....

The land of easy mathematics where he who works adds up and he who retires subtracts.