Quotes Tagged With :jerk

I want to ripoff your logic and make passionate sense to you.

Jason knew his life would never be the same again. British intelligence now had an ace up their sleeve,....

Someone asked me yesterday if Dracula met Saruman and there was a fight, who would win. I just looked....

Life's all about balance. To move on in life you have to strike a balance between your past, present,....

This life has no meaning to me now. Do not grieve for me, my dear. Up until the moment I lost her, I....

If someday you should ever think of me and miss me, know in your heart that I'd want you to find me once....

But, I've learned, as we all must, that adults are jerks too. At least some of them. And that's why I....

The necklace was a good excuse," he murmured."For what?""I thought maybe I could go to Charleston and....

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection.

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.