Quotes Tagged With :jerk

Life's all about balance. To move on in life you have to strike a balance between your past, present,....

It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to....

If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best....

Stay away from people who don't know who they are but want you to be just like them. People who'll want....

So you were talking crap about me? Hm. I missed it. I was too busy being fabulous.

High school will probably be better. I mean, some kids will still be jerks, but it's not so bad if you....

There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and....

I'm evil, know it, and enjoy it.

If someday you should ever think of me and miss me, know in your heart that I'd want you to find me once....

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.