Quotes Tagged With :maxride

So the first thing we're gonna do," I told him, "is push you off the roof.

You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.

Well, that's an evil smile...

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's....

Some kids get called 'bundles of joy' or 'slices of heaven' or 'dreams come true.' We got 'the fifty-fourth....

What happened to your tan?"--Fang"It was dirt." --Max

He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married.....

He could totally be your boyfriend," [Angel] went on with annoying persistance. "You guys could get married.....

Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier,....

Q: You'er presented with a smooth-faced, eight-foot-high wooden wall. Your objective? Get over it. To,....