Quotes Tagged With :midget

Jem grinned. “Where have you been? The Blue Dragon? The Mermaid?” “The Devil Tavern if you must....

It takes me a while to drag him out, he's got himself stuck to the axle, and by the time I am done and....

I had such plans for this evening. The pursuit of blind drunkenness and wayward women was my goal. But....

Yes, I'm sure [the princess] thinks daily of a delinquent midget apprentice growing up to claim her hand....

He who makes fun of a short and fat man’s weight is much less cruel than he who makes fun of his height.....