Quotes Tagged With :ooze

I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.....

Being crazy, for the rest of us, is a form of sanity.

There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol.

When it happens and it hits hard, we decide certain things, and realize there's truth in all those dark,....

I didn't recognize it as such then, because I was only thirteen years old, but later I found it a bit....

The day I became a writerit wasn't the day a whore paid me in sexin exchange for one of my bookswhich....

The thing about alcohol, though non-drinkers, non-alcoholics and reformed alcoholics may falsely dispute....

Life will hack off your head and shit down your neck every chance it gets. I've found that consuming....

The battle with the bottle is nothing so novel.

About a week earlier I had finished a book (on the Hell's Angels, scheduled this fall by Random House)....