Quotes Tagged With :pantie

At this point I came across one of the vending machines that only Japan has. I have to admit that I love....

A chastity device won't put out the flames of burning flesh.The Ultimate Guide to ChastityRemoving the....

How many rooms are there in the chambers of your heart? How many rooms full of memories can you describe....

The circumference of your breast may change; the shape of your hips may change; the size of your pants....

Why in the name of God do you wear these ugly ass granny panties? I swear it looks like you could parachute....

I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the....