Quotes Tagged With :parody

The question isn't who will be with me in life, rather how will I create the ending I am proud of?

History, lie of our lives, mire of our loins. Our sins, our souls. Hiss-tih-ree: the tip of the pen taking....

You are fifty different kinds of twisted.""Only fifty? Val, you wound me.

I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend.....

I don't believe in virgin sacrifice. It encourages promiscuity at an early age

A question, doctor," he said. "Why doesn't the coyote take the money he spends on bird costumes and catapults....

Satire is a lesson, parody is a game.

My father despises cats. He believes them to be Democrats. He considers them to be little mean hillary....

Some people fight fire with fire. I've found water to be more effective.

-Shut the FUCK UP, said