Quotes Tagged With :parody

I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend.....

-Shut the FUCK UP, said

Ye know, doan't ye, what it feels like when ye burn yer hand in takin' a cake out of the oven or wi'a....

I really like to cook. I used to do it lots for Mom, who's almost as useless as you, and it means I can....

Be careful not to appear obsessively intellectual. When intelligence fills up, it overflows a parody.....

True, beneath the human façade, I was an interloper, an alien whose ship had crashed beyond hope of....

A totally nondenominational prayer: Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care....

Most times, my mind is just an ongoing, present-tense, first-person monologue. It's like I'm writing....

I don’t sell spells, and I don’t sell tricks. I don’t carry illusions or marked cards or weighted....

History, lie of our lives, mire of our loins. Our sins, our souls. Hiss-tih-ree: the tip of the pen taking....