Quotes Tagged With :parody

Oh, I don’t mean to infer that you’re not a great guy. I’m sure you’re the exception to the rule.....

Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful--I'm blushing and flushing furiously under....

I learned that it's okay to feel the way I do: that my life has no meaning unless I have a boyfriend.....

You are fifty different kinds of twisted.""Only fifty? Val, you wound me.

Alice is fictional. This isn't.

My father despises cats. He believes them to be Democrats. He considers them to be little mean hillary....

Well, what do you know? Fakespeare!

Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.

I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town.

I don’t sell spells, and I don’t sell tricks. I don’t carry illusions or marked cards or weighted....