Quotes Tagged With :paternity

Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.

Pastor McFucking Bride this . . . Pastor McFucking Bride that. Fuck him!

I never really grew up until I had kids.

I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn’t quite sure who the father was. Her paternity test....

Distinctive facial features of a parent are poor people’s paternity test.

And the game of dominoes is much like life: You gotta play the bones you’ve pulled. It don’t matter....

It was not till I experimented with seeds plucked straight from a growing plant that I had my first success...the....