Quotes Tagged With :pigs

Allegedly, allegedly I say, the R.G.A. were extremely miffed of portrait painted of their monarch, King....

All the inane, meaningless noises people make that pass for intelligent conversation. They might as well....

If you live your life with passion, every second will become an adventure.

One time I took my knife and sliced off the end of a hog’s nose, just like a piece of salami. The hog....

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

While most people love certain species to pieces (e.g. cats and dogs), others are more loved in pieces....

Were archaeologists really such a sex-starved lot as all that? Did pigs really sweat?

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every....

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

There's nothing as useful as the truth, in terms of ruining anyone's day, week, month, year, decade,....