Quotes Tagged With :piss

Wait, seriously, what's a piss pot?

As accurate as a blind man pissing during an earthquake.”“Wow...,” I breathed.She frowned

Earlier today I had sex with a monkey and then roasted and ate it with a glass of choir boys' piss. I....

I sometimes go to a mythical place called "workplace", where the doable is always unpassable as possible,....

I was so mad, I reached into the drawer for her fake sushi eraser and put it in my pocket. Serves her....

Come back to me.Where have you gone?And why so long?I miss the star below your lip,the constellation....

Well," a female voice said. "What have we here?""Here," Bethany said, responding to the woman's rhetorical....

You can’t chain your heart forever, one day or another you are going to open it for someone and (s)he....

It’s a beautiful smile. One that brightens the rat-infested attic room. No one has ever smiled like....

Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.....