Quotes Tagged With :poop

We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop.”"Did....

the more you stared up crap the more it's going to smell (/)

Life is my greatest enemy.

You are all made of real poop.

Dogs are angels full of poop.

People die and starve every day, but look on the bright side. Lower population.

I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that....

Sticking a straw up your butt won't get rid of the constipation.

I was still a newlywed and certainly wasn't to the point where I felt comfortable yelling, "I'm going....

Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette