Quotes Tagged With :poop

Life is my greatest enemy.

You are all made of real poop.

This was a true pants-pooping moment.

And the most extraordinary thing is that, in the end, as you grow older, you continue to go poop once....

We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poop.”"Did....

I was still a newlywed and certainly wasn't to the point where I felt comfortable yelling, "I'm going....

Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette

Sticking a straw up your butt won't get rid of the constipation.

I'd rather be authentic than true.

People die and starve every day, but look on the bright side. Lower population.