Quotes Tagged With :poop

And the most extraordinary thing is that, in the end, as you grow older, you continue to go poop once....

The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are....

I'd rather be authentic than true.

People die and starve every day, but look on the bright side. Lower population.

I forgot for a second that he was my ancestral enemy, and felt bad for him; then i consoled myself that....

the more you stared up crap the more it's going to smell (/)

You are all made of real poop.

I was still a newlywed and certainly wasn't to the point where I felt comfortable yelling, "I'm going....

Dogs are angels full of poop.

Sticking a straw up your butt won't get rid of the constipation.