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Ana Claudia Antunes
If you are having private thoughts and ask an intimate friend to listen to them in privacy or on a date....
Brian Spellman
Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.
Adele Rose
I was in my element, excuse the pun.
Ana Claudia Antunes
What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you.....
Ella Dominguez
Mr. Pettifor, I’ve brought you lunch, Sir.” “Leave it on my desk,” he grouses. “It’s your....
Matt Dunn
Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes.
Ana Claudia Antunes
A dessert to a deserter in the desert burst, "You trust your thirst. And you are too hot! You scream....
Rick Riordan
Khione’s eyes flared pure white. For once, she seemed at a loss for words. She stormed back up the....
Steven Wood Collins
Beware of affect adorning vêtement of effect.
Terry Pratchett
There is never a bad time for a pun. There’s also never really a good time for a pun. You might as....
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