Quotes Tagged With :puns

She points to where he went and looks to the neutral Baumen. “He—he did that to me on purpose! He’s....

Fuck, Christina.”“Yes, fuck Christina. I think she'd like that.

There are always messages, even enigmas to be searched, mysteries to be solved in all of my books. I....

In Science don't confound Normal static electricity To ecstatic eccentricity. Here is what I found: Electric....

I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.

There is never a bad time for a pun. There’s also never really a good time for a pun. You might as....

Yeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched.

If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is.

Wit and puns aren't just decor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes....

If you are having private thoughts and ask an intimate friend to listen to them in privacy or on a date....