Quotes Tagged With :puns

I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.

No way, that would kill my diet for the week. I don't know how you can stand to eat so unhealthy, Quinn.....

People ask me where I got my x-ray powers. I inherited them from my parents in parental supervision.....

Also not the kind of place to hide a server.""Is that another pun?" She asked."No! I swear! I didn't....

But the helmet had gold decoration, and the bespoke armorers had made a new gleaming breastplate with....

Mr. Pettifor, I’ve brought you lunch, Sir.” “Leave it on my desk,” he grouses. “It’s your....

Anyway, my writer gang: they kind of did their comedy apprenticeship with me and, during that period,....

How are you going to make it move? It doesn't have a – " "Be very quiet," advised the duke, "for it....

Yeah 'ear 'ear," said George, with half a glance at Fred, the corner of whose mouth twitched.

Puns are a form of humor with words.