Quotes Tagged With :roommates

You're sure your new roommate won't be like the last one who wore tinfoil socks and had a tendency to....

I sleep better knowing that a naked cork-eater is not sneaking around at night, stealing my underwear. ....

Don't see me as a girl. See me as a buddy of yours or something." He cast his eyes downward and didn't....

Speaking of banging, when’s McSailor getting home?” Kirsten’s smirk was the size of Texas.Sophie....

His room was a sickly dual-tone of crimson and charcoal, like an Untitled Rothko, the colours bleeding....

How my heart missed beating like this. For him. Only for him.

Twice I'd come home as they were finishing, and, honestly, I cannot think of a lonelier sound on a Saturday....

He nibbled on my lower lip again and pulled away, his breathing loud and labored. I opened my eyes and....

He hadn’t said a word to me until we had been roommates for eight months. And even then it had only....

When two men live together they usually maintain a kind of shabby neatness out of incipient rage at each....