Quotes Tagged With :rowena

I'll show you secrets if you stay...you'll never know if you run away...

Having sex multiple times on the first sleepover does not count as more than one “date”…

Carpe Scrotum. Seize life by the testicles

I trusted her about as far as I could throw her. I was strong and she was small, but it still wasn't....

I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's....

As a rule of thumb, it was always safer if the Commander-in-Chief formulated a risky plan.