Quotes Tagged With :sarcasm

The irony of life is like a brothel without prostitutes--but don't you worry, prostitutes don't need....

I have church on Sunday.”“Of course you do.”“You’re welcome to come along.”“Thanks, but....

Right. I can tell from the bat wings and the leeches that you three are just all happy-smiles and rainbows.....

What? You mean this crap shack isn't part of the Four Seasons. Shocking.

Okay, can you pass yourself off as a magician and gain Gerald's trust and pass us information about Celeste's....

Andrew just shrugged, and I fiddled with the napkin in my lap while glancing idly around the restaurant.....

I nee to reason for a plague, ... As far as I know no comets or eclipses have been forecast, and our....

Here she is,” her mum said, cooing at the baby, “my special girl.”“Oh, cheers,” Valkyrie said,....

You jealous souls are primeval without a doubt,Teach yourself to eat better instead of trying to eat....

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.