Quotes Tagged With :sarcasm

Two thousand years and I’ve never met anyone so stubborn.

The only stirrups I like are on a saddle.

I'm financially ugly.

No more shooting from anyone. Or I am going to get seriously cranky with everyone. Suddenly, and violently....

Why is a man with a knife after your blood? Who sent him? I would like to write the fellow a letter of....

This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.

... And I wondered if we had disappointed God so much, that he wrote us off as pets, just alive to entertain.....

And what are your interests and hobbies, Nicholas?" Annabel asked faintly, sounding like a cross between....

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a man who had no feet. I took his shoes. Now....

In the battle of DNAs, your DNA will always win against the DNA of your father.