Quotes Tagged With :sarcastic

One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back,....

I choked on the air I'd just sucked in and swung around in disbelief. "What did you just say?""Me and....

You're just a huge romantic at heart, aren't you?""If there's cash involved, I'm anything you want me....

I don’t even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a....

See, that’s just it…You shouldn’t even know sayings like that,” I griped. “It takes normal....

Caroline's lips thinned, her face flushed. "My husband, sir, has more secrets in his tiny, insignificant....

Mr. Sand, do you think it's possible to fall in love in the space of a single day?"He smiled. "I wouldn't....

I paused for a moment, debating whether to turn and look what was happening. My senses told me Obo’s....

Keep your heads up! We are sinking!

Yeah, sure,” I scoffed. “You’re the picture of respectability and moral character…You expect....