Quotes Tagged With :sarcastic

I wish I could say I’m low maintenance, but I like some of the finer things in life…like a toothbrush.....

(The Mona Lisa), that really is the ugliest portrait I’ve seen, the only thing that supposedly makes....

I don’t even pretend to believe I know everything; I just believe in arguments God told me I had a....

The problem is that in this jail there are too many mosquitoes, they don't let me sleep.

Understandably she had a lot of suitors, just like any other girls in China with two arms and legs.

The great thing about the Internet isn't that you can reconnect with old friends or stay up to date with....

Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn't mean it can't act like....

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

If you don't understand it, it's art.

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.