Quotes Tagged With :sarcastic

How many kids are in the Graveyard?""A bunch.""Who sends your supplies?""George Washington. Or is it....

I'll never understand ninety-nine percent of humanity. - Enoch

Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to....

Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off....

If one wishes to elicit a reaction from the elusive species known as 'reservus quietgirlius,' one must....

Murderous thieves make their home here." She failed to keep the tremor from her voice. "Absolutely,"....

If this constant bitter disappointment was love, then I was perfectly fine not to have anything to do....

My mother was sarcastic and delightful and, trust me, quite remarkable.

Kelly was not going to remove her glasses. No matter what the television said about it being safe to....

God is always willing to give you the best life possible. If you change your mind at any time you are....