Quotes Tagged With :sassy

You can't put a leash on me. I'm unleashable!

Seriously, why was it tradition to stand when the bride came in? It blocked her from seeing her groom,....

...and yes that was meant to be interpreted in a sarcastic bubblegum tone complete with clapping and....

Mother, you have my father much offended.

Oh, what a lovely owl!" Cried the Wart.But when he went up to it and held out his hand, the owl grew....

You wanted to ride, my nasty girl, so fucking ride,” Sander challenged.

That Damon Matthews,” Linda spat. “You know, take one letter out of his name and it spells ‘ damn’....

Some women nodded, others shook their heads. I would have killed myself before I let one of them move....

Hippos are the very definition of Disney cute. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, squishy,....

Flirt with the old ladies and you’ll be fine,” I muttered, shoving my stuff into the cubby. He hung....