Quotes Tagged With :satirical

You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already....

Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if....

You might as well laugh at yourself,everyone else is.

Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.

Though people sort of need your permission to talk to you, they do not really need one to talk about....

Can you remember who you were, before the world told you who you should be?

Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many....

There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.