Quotes Tagged With :shaving

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom....

She hated hairy bum holes. She couldn’t stand the thought of someone doing her from behind and being....

There's a reason caveman started to develop sophisticated tools before the meteor wiped them all out:....

A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you....

I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me....

I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the....

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.....

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs.