Quotes Tagged With :shaving

I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the....

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.....

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom....

There's a reason caveman started to develop sophisticated tools before the meteor wiped them all out:....

A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you....

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

She hated hairy bum holes. She couldn’t stand the thought of someone doing her from behind and being....

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and....