Quotes Tagged With :shaving

Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?

Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom....

She hated hairy bum holes. She couldn’t stand the thought of someone doing her from behind and being....

A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you....

I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me....

I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the....

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.