Quotes Tagged With :shaving

I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me....

Competition is the keen cutting edge of business, always shaving away at costs.

I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the....

Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.

A man with a beard was always a little suspect anyway. You couldn't say you wore a beard because you....

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and....

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.

There's a reason caveman started to develop sophisticated tools before the meteor wiped them all out:....

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

Put a love note in his shaving kit before he leaves on a business trip.