Quotes Tagged With :smartass

Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me.Ella:....

...I guess I can put two and two together.""Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's....

You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly....

You’re injured.” He flicks his chin at my bleeding leg.“We need to get that cleaned up.”“It’ll....

Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough left!

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.

You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?

Better to play dumb than to go as smartass… after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end.....