Quotes Tagged With :smartass

All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.

Better to play dumb than to go as smartass… after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end.....

Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly....

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.

You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?

Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m....

Are there moments when our brains are not exercising?” I questioned. “That would be almost like being....

...I guess I can put two and two together.""Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's....