Quotes Tagged With :smartass

Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough left!

...I guess I can put two and two together.""Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's....

You’re injured.” He flicks his chin at my bleeding leg.“We need to get that cleaned up.”“It’ll....

Better to play dumb than to go as smartass… after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end.....

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me.Ella:....

if you can’t acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.

Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m....

Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.