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Euphemisms persist because lying is an indispensable part of making life tolerable.

Oh, darlin’, I’m gonna walk you through it, kiss you through it, feel you through it, taste you through....

There is no such thing as a boring person when you are lonely or extremely bored.

A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.

To find elegant souls, you must wander in the elegant places!

Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents.

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside....

Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people....

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.

To give light to others, you must first take light from others!