Quotes Tagged With :sperm

The sperm donor that impregnated my mother (with me), passed away. Please, stop sending me private messages....

To have my life accepted as just another ordinary life, to have it viewed as common and regular, was....

Is it wrong of me to propose a ceasefire agreement between humans and whales and dolphins, I know it....

If only we could keep the wars between sperm and stop the ones between people, we would have peace through....

Love is worth dying for, said the spermatozoid.

If a sperm can give the berth to a human. Definitely sperm is powerful energy. So never waste it and....

If a sperm can give the berth to a human. Definitely sperm is powerful energy. So never waste it and....

The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will....

When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.

When coming to sex: First served, first come.