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When I travel, I get lovesick. Well, they call it chlamydia.

Viagra, Valtrex, Valium... you fuck enough strangers, you're taking a blue pill with a "V" on it.

Globally, millions of married men and women engage the servicesof sex workers each year. Despite growing....

AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption....

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?

Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.

On top of everything else, Boobie's got the clap.

She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says,....

There, alone in the sterile room, sitting on a pink vinyl chair that boasts many cracks in its once nice....

People with mental illnesses aren't wrapped up in themselves because they are intrinsically any more....