Quotes Tagged With :toilet

the more you stared up crap the more it's going to smell (/)

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents....

When the shit hits the fan, you really have to ask yourself why you weren't sitting on the toilet.

Social networks are so full of wasted time - they could be compared to a waste disposal system. Flush,....

I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I....

For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about....

The Persian rug served as their country with people living injade green jungles and others living in....

Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how....

Writers often have the cleanest windows, floors, fridges and toilets, the most up-to-date filing system....

The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are....