Quotes Tagged With :toilet

the more you stared up crap the more it's going to smell (/)

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder....

The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are....

Staying with detractors is like sleeping in a room located just behind the public toilet. You will never....

Some of my best ideas come from when I'm sitting on the toilet.

Once upon a time, “that woman” seemed more comfortable with herself. Once upon a time, “that woman”....

When the shit hits the fan, you really have to ask yourself why you weren't sitting on the toilet.

One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper,....

I'd hoped for someone who was remarkably intelligent, but disadvantaged by home circumstance, someone....

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents....