Quotes Tagged With :toilet

The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack....

Too afraid to touch anything, I found sitting in the custom made indow cubby the safest place for me....

No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might....

I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s....

The reason is that even in a fantasy there is nothing even remotely erotic about a toilet bowl. In fact,....

I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I....

When the shit hits the fan, you really have to ask yourself why you weren't sitting on the toilet.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder....

I’m trying to make a profit. I’m using batteries, toilet paper, and paper towels as currency. Each....

One of the most jolting days of adulthood comes the first time you run out of toilet paper. Toilet paper,....