Quotes Tagged With :toilets

Writers often have the cleanest windows, floors, fridges and toilets, the most up-to-date filing system....

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents....

Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how....

For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about....

I'd hoped for someone who was remarkably intelligent, but disadvantaged by home circumstance, someone....

The reason is that even in a fantasy there is nothing even remotely erotic about a toilet bowl. In fact,....

the more you stared up crap the more it's going to smell (/)

The tiny space, the toilet, two hundred strangers just a few inches away, it's so exciting, the lack....

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside....

I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s....