Quotes Tagged With :toilets

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents....

I'd hoped for someone who was remarkably intelligent, but disadvantaged by home circumstance, someone....

The reason is that even in a fantasy there is nothing even remotely erotic about a toilet bowl. In fact,....

For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about....

I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s....

Either a municipal bog is a private place or it isn't. If it is a private place in which to shit, how....

There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside....

Writers often have the cleanest windows, floors, fridges and toilets, the most up-to-date filing system....

the more you stared up crap the more it's going to smell (/)