Quotes Tagged With :truck

With due respect, Truck-off.

I’ll save a spot for you on the hood of my truck.

I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about....

Know your load. That’s rule numero uno in this business, which is why I make them count the penguins....

Use your dick, don’t be one.

You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.

If you find someone who makes you feel like you're complete, you need to fight for them.

Other crack teams get bat boomerangs and wall-climbing powers we get Aquatruck.

He stood there watching for a moment, not able to move. Even with her mascara running down her face and....