Quotes Tagged With :tweet

Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.

Tired of cold callers asking to speak to the 'man in the house', now I put them on to my 6-year old son.......

You know, how I deal with all my problems in a daily life, I'm tweeting shit.

If I really start tweeting about you, 'even the sky will fall in love with me.

Ok.. So are you goin’a let him bluetube your tweeter?

The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.

Ignore errors in updates because you never know the context in real life, mobile or otherwise. NetworkEtiquette.net....

To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet.....

If you really wanna be a part of my life, you will get wet with the rain of tweets, be ready for that....

Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...