Quotes Tagged With :tweet

With every innovation comes a new abuse.

He’d reached that perilous stage of being drunk enough to think himself a good dancer… but was dangerously....

When someone is sleep-Tweeting the sexual thoughts you’re currently having about them while you’re....

I may not be beautiful,I may not be tall,I may have no legs,And be hairy and all.I may not be rich,With....

Goodreads.com is actually about fiction not dreading goo. But I have a profile there, anyway...

Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.

When your heart is heavy, sometimes it's just easier to retweet the words of another person who seems....

Thou shalt not tweet to be retweeted.

Tired of cold callers asking to speak to the 'man in the house', now I put them on to my 6-year old son.......

The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.