Quotes Tagged With :yearbook

You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.

My plans for the future are to serve more and better, to worry less about the things that are unimportant,....

Riley shook her head. “I married Brad after I got my Associate's degree in culinary arts. I worked....

As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful....

One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long....

The pimple is perfect.

The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it’s too late and you’re....

Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can’t fight....

Do you remember the time, Mike,” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked....

I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.