Quotes Tagged With :yearbook

One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long....

The pimple is perfect.

My plans for the future are to serve more and better, to worry less about the things that are unimportant,....

I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.

Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can’t fight....

As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful....

I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.

The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it’s too late and you’re....

You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.

Riley shook her head. “I married Brad after I got my Associate's degree in culinary arts. I worked....