Quotes Tagged With :zombies

I once fed a dog-fight operator to the dogs he had abused for so long, and do you want to know something?....

Zombies weren't the true plague of the world, laziness was.

The website didn't say how much brains--or even how many--I should eat, only that I should eat them in....

So you killed him with what now?""I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with....

Nicky turned and bolted. He’d only had about a thirty foot head start and a few were closing ground....

My family has a Christmas tradition: Every year, they kill my mom.

The sound of him drinking was indescribable—like dirty runoff down a storm drain.

There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same.....

You got what you deserved. Now be a man and confess to what most of us already know.

You can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.