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Author - Adam Carolla
Quotes by : Adam Carolla
humorous
One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown....
expertise
You can be an expert on anything if you just use logic.
podcasts
My feeling is this whole country is founded on the principle of 'if you are not hurting anyone, and you're....
Credit
You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you....
Fire
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If....
Kid
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
Joy
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What....
First
My first car was a motorcycle.
Construction
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice....
Want
When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off....
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