Quotes by : Adam Carolla

One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown....

Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism....

My feeling is this whole country is founded on the principle of 'if you are not hurting anyone, and you're....

I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing....

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If....

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they'd be off TV. They're not funny enough for dudes. What....

My first car was a motorcycle.

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice....