Quotes by : Adam Carolla

One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown....

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your....

My feeling is this whole country is founded on the principle of 'if you are not hurting anyone, and you're....

You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you....

Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.

The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If....

It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.

My first car was a motorcycle.

In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice....

When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off....