Quotes by : Adam DeVine

That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then....

I did telemarketing for years, starting at the age of 16, just selling steak knives to old people. Old....

The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about honesty....

I think making friends is not being afraid to look stupid, because everyone wants a friend who is willing....

Jealousy is the worst trait in any person.

I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about....

My parents are very cool and wildly supportive - maybe almost too much. I want to tell them to chill....

When I was a teenager, I was an umpire for a competitive league for 8- to 9-year-olds. I was really bad....