Quotes by : Alan Bradley

I visualized myself pulling on my mental thinking cap, jamming it down around my ears as I had taught....

True charity, I had had discovered, consists of swallowing an invisible flaming sword.

Give Nature a vacuum and she will try to fill it. Give her localized pressure and she will try to disperse....

A dead body is much more fascinating than a live one, and I have learned that most corpses tell better....

Think of the billions of trillions of snowflakes, and the billions of trillions of hydrogen and oxygen....

How could I tell Clarence that finding another dead body was anything but dreadful? On the contrary:....

As Daffy once said, the best place to hide a glum countenance is onstage at the opera.

I remembered that Beethoven's symphonies had sometimes been given names... they should have call [the....

The first thing they would do would be to open my mouth and extract the soggy ball of my handkerchief,....

I had once repeated the experiment to reassure myself that this was so, and it was. Ashes to ashes; starch....