Quotes by : Alan Partridge

I’d spend hours in HMVs, Virgin Megastores and second-hand record shops staffed by greasy-haired 40-year-olds....

I've told you, there's no point keeping those. They're not tax-deductible,' my dad thundered.'I think....

Tears streamed down my face. I was so happy I wanted to shout it from the rooftop. But at the same time....

Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit.